a cartoon series of the 90's or simply a noun for 'TO JERK' or a ridiculous answer if somebody asks something and you don't wanna give him an answer actually. everybodys gon laugh if u say that..guaranteed!
by P.Stake$ July 01, 2008
The Gargoyle is when u jump onto a keg and make a gargoyle like pose and growl. Then you take the tap and drink for a good 10 to 30 seconds from it. The gargoyle is used to kept keg lines long and mad. DO IT AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
At a high school graduation my 23 year old brother jumped onto the keg when at least 10 people over the age of 30 were behind him, the screaming got intense, but he growled like a gargoyle and made that keg his own. This one goes out to J.I. the greatest gargoyle in history.
by Brian Irish July 17, 2006
the act of perching one's self upon the toilet ass naked to enable gravity assisted excrement evacuation
warning:
during extremely loose bowel movements the gargoyle should not be attempted due to splash back results and ankle dirtyage
caution:
wearing of socks may cause slippage and bodily injury
note:
toilet seat life greatly diminished by gargoylage
warning:
during extremely loose bowel movements the gargoyle should not be attempted due to splash back results and ankle dirtyage
caution:
wearing of socks may cause slippage and bodily injury
note:
toilet seat life greatly diminished by gargoylage
by LT Jeff February 16, 2007
In the U.S military, a form of hazing unwanted soldiers by their peers. Gargoyle refers to the position one assumes on another’s bed post. The others in the barracks then hold down the bed sheets of said sleeping soldier, while the one “gargoyling” shits on that soldiers face.
“There will be NO GARGOYLING in this barrack!”
“Let’s gargoyle PVT. Duke, I fucking hate that douche”
“Let’s gargoyle PVT. Duke, I fucking hate that douche”
by Cuzinfockher February 10, 2023
the term used to describe a dude vibin on the top of a toilet stall, perched like a bird and shittin 6 feet down on the floor
John: Woah, look at Mike! He’s doin the gargoyle!
Mike: *grins hideously and empties his intestines onto the bathroom floor*
Mike: *grins hideously and empties his intestines onto the bathroom floor*
by jo-mama-bruh October 23, 2019
A sex term. a man scares a woman and then pulls down his pants and jizzes in her mouth. Than the woman has to gargol the cum in her mouth while saying" the huntch back of Notre Dame.
a man scares a woman and then pulls down his pants and jizzes in her mouth. Than the woman has to gargol the cum in her mouth while saying" the huntch back of Notre Dame. this is called Gargoyling.
by Nitsuj Siena Theater/aerdna October 27, 2009
Gargoyle (gar-goy-uh-l) (vb.) : In this act of oral sex, the female will commense actions by laying herself down upon a couch. During this time, the male will mount himself on the ledge of a couch, in a position similar to that of a baseball catcher. Following this, the male will begin to insert his cock into the mouth of the famale who is laying down. The male takes upon a three point stance atop the couch similar to a football player or similar to a gargoyle statue. The male must be crouched on the top on the couch and with his free hand, push his erect, pulsating cock into the mouth of the female. If a person were to take a picture, it would look like a gargoyle statue is putting his cock into the mouth of a female. Hence the name, gargoyle.
Ray: "Oh man, you remember that slut I brought home last night?"
Eric: "Yeah. You have sex?"
Ray: "No, but I gargoyled her!"
Eric: "Boss."
Eric: "Yeah. You have sex?"
Ray: "No, but I gargoyled her!"
Eric: "Boss."
by Michelle Wiater January 22, 2012