Shum Gargler

Occurs when a woman of questionable judgment places collected samplings of shum into her mouth, tilts her head back and procedes to gargle said shum for an indeterminate amount of time (generally until vomiting occurs)

Whenever that MILF gets drunk, she turns into a shum gargler!

by Eric the Terrible January 21, 2010

[cum gargler]

when a girl takes a massive load in the mouth and gargles it like one would with water, only insted of water you get a nice white substance in your mouth and throat.

"That girl is a horrible cum gargler."

by mike huntttttttttttttttttt October 10, 2008

cock gargler

...a person who likes cock SO much (male or female) that they jam it their mouth every chance they get

"That Jenny is one wild bitch! She always wants to suck my dick. She's a real cock gargler. I think I'll marry her."

by Steven February 26, 2005

sausage gargler

To perform fellatio, derogatory term, insult

That Tony fucked me out of $20,man what a sausage gargler.

by mike i. April 16, 2008

marble gargler

A person whos speech is unrecognizable. Someone who sounds like they have a mouth full of marbles.

The guy who gave me directions is a marble gargler. I have no clue what he said.

by tinyelvis August 3, 2007

Shart Gargler

one who washes or rinses their throat or mouth with a "shart" that is kept in motion by a steady stream of air from the lungs to the mouth.

"Hey, did you hear that James fucked his best friends' wife?"

"Yeah, he's such a shart gargler."

by thefuckingman1234 July 22, 2009

cum gargler

A homosexual man. One whose mouth is frequently filled with steaming hot jism.

Look at that fag over there. If he's not a cum gargler I'll kiss your ass.

by Eats August 3, 2007