tinyelvis's definitions

solinary

Someone stopped at a green light. Someone in the right lane who paces the slow car in the left lane. A ploy that scares people into slowing down. The cause of road rage and accidents. Old folks behind the wheel of a car.

Today, I followed a solinary asshole on the drive to work. I must have said the word motherfucker 1000 times.

by tinyelvis August 3, 2007

tinyelvis

Elvis, but smaller. A dash board hula dancer sized Elvis. G.I. Jelvis

I saw a japanese Elvis impersonator. I call him tinyelvis.

by tinyelvis December 31, 2008

christmahanukkahquanzayulestice

A world wide mythological celebration.

I was compelled to buy, wrap and give, for Christmahanukkahquanzayulestice.

by tinyelvis January 13, 2008

marble gargler

A person whos speech is unrecognizable. Someone who sounds like they have a mouth full of marbles.

The guy who gave me directions is a marble gargler. I have no clue what he said.

by tinyelvis August 3, 2007