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gaper

A person who finds the need to never shut their mouth and always leave it hanging open.
Could that guy be any more of a gaper?
by rapwars007 November 25, 2009
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gaper

1.Someone who stares at something
2.According to popular wisdom, Cleopatra's nickname becaase of her well-honed fellatio skills
3.A hole whose perimeter is stretched past the point of elasticity
1.Stop gaping at my breasts, James!
2.Why yer grinning Mark Anthony, another date with el gaper?
3.Look at gaper on that stripper, put a twenty in there!
by Grecho May 13, 2005
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gaper

in context away from the slope a gaper is someone who tries extremely hard to be popular but does this all in vein because they are too clueless. Commonly found in high school settings
a gaper can be commonly identified by being outside a circle of people trying to look in or listen into a convo. They commonly buy north face backpacks because they think its cool or they wear uggs and jeans like oh every girl. and guy who is a gaper will strut slow down the hall trying to look cool and there backpakc is overly stuffed with crap. ex: conner plasse
by Gryphin January 5, 2008
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gaper

A person ussually a horable skier that wears jeans and is a Texan at a ski area usually Monarach (Colorado) that has a gap between their goggles and there hat that show skin.
Dude! I totally just cut off that gaper
by wowowwubbawabba July 17, 2009
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gaper

any person who does not follow the rules of Shotgun correctly.
Andre is the world's biggest GAPER because he called shotgun inside a building.
by Verde Green January 27, 2005
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gaper

A person who does everything in their power (whether legal or not) to claim the Shotgun seat in a car.
Bob is a gaper for sprinting to the car to claim Shotgun.
by Booty April 17, 2004
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gaper

a person who values shotgun more than anything else and will go to extreme lenghts to get it.
andrew is such a gaper he is always fighting for shotgun
by matthew grush December 28, 2005
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