Gannons Cannon

Gannons big ass dickcock

Shelby - Sheri, what did you do last night?
Sheri- I sucked gannons cannon.
Shelby- really? was it huge?
Sheri - What do you think? its gannons cannon.

by Gannons wife November 3, 2009

Ganondorf

The act striking someone with extreme violent force and launching them at maximum speed

You just got ganondorfed

by Mighty Kites October 4, 2008

Ganondorf

Semi-famous villain from the Nintendo 64 adventure, The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time. Ganondorf has an exceptionally unique case of unibrow, in which his eyebrows connect clearly with his hair, thus forming one very long eyebrow. This puts the typical unibrow (one that connects in the middle of one's face above the nose) to shame.

Ganondorf was one of the most easily-defeated bosses in the history of video games.

by Chernorizets Hrabr October 5, 2004

The Dirty Ganon

8 player smash on Super Smash Brothers where everyone plays as Ganondorf. There must be Angry Orchard, Shock Top, and Pizza present in order for it to count.

We ordered Little Caesar's and did The Dirty Ganon last night. It was so funny!

by zaboo69 November 27, 2014

Gannon

Displaying the face of your hand in front of you in a wide-set confident manner, alluding to the five-finger-blessing of THE Rich Gannon.

Did you see the Gannon on that guy?

by Irish_dawg00 March 20, 2013

Ganon, The King of Darkness

The main antagonist from "The Legend of Zelda", the wielder of the Triforce of Power, and The King of Darkness.

He looks like a huge blue pig with scaly hands and ram horns.

His exact appearance differs from game to game, but in "Ocarina of Time" he had a long, wiggling, piggy nose... O_o

Ganondorf used the Triforce of Power to transform into Ganon in a desperate attempt to defeat Link.

Ganon will be invisible, so you'll have to keep stabbing blindly. When you hit he'll...

by Alian's Ennui September 5, 2005

Ganondork

One who is infatuated with Ganondorf, the main villian in The Legend of Zelda series.

"Ooooh, that Ganondorf is soooooooo sexy."

-A Ganondork

by JuliaMarie August 20, 2007