Gamification

A cynical practice by corporate douches where workers are supposedly motivated to work even harder on menial, pointless tasks by rewarding them with lame titles, meaningless rankings, coupons or a variety of other real-life trash loot.

The person who licks the most envelopes, today, will get a coffee mugs with your boss' picture. Isn't that awesome?! See? We're all about gamification.

by Manylaughs July 12, 2012

intercontinental ballistic missile gambit

The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit is a Chess gambit made by the Bosnian Ape Society. It is a variation of the tennison gambit. The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit is very effective, having a 99.9% win rate. The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit starts with a standard opening, Kings pawn to E4. Afterwards, any move black makes is considered a mistake. After black makes the blunder move, u put your knight to F3. If black played the Scandinavian defense and is now threatening your knight, move the knight to F5 to threaten the Pawn. White expects for black to play Knight to F6. After that, we will offer a pawn by playing D3. Your pawn is expected to be captured because your low on material. After he captures, you capture his pawn back with the dark squared Bishop. After that, any move that black makes will not be too severe to you. So, after black plays his move you will be playing knight F7. This will force black into capturing the knight with a king. After that, play bishop g6 to check black. Now, if u haven’t notice the king is forced to capture the bishop. After that, u will notice that the enemy queen is unprotected which is now the time u strike. You will proceed to launch a RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black’s remaining pieces.

I like the intercontinental ballistic missile gambit.

by Anonymous_19 May 12, 2022

Botez Gambit

The Botez Gambit is when you let your opponent in a game of chess take your queen for free without compensation. Similarly, if you miss the opportunity to take the Botez Gambit, it's called a Botez Gambit: Declined.

I did a Botez Gambit and my opponent declined it.

by FAMLIT PERSON May 31, 2022

Doctor Broh Gambit

The act of purchasing real estate while under fire, most likely with embezzled money

The teacher did the Doctor Broh Gambit by embezzling the school and using the money to buy a house.

by He/Him April 14, 2021

Cullinane’s Gambit

The act of disregarding one’s progress in the game of Wordle and attempting a random word to fill in the blanks.

I used the Cullinane’s Gambit today and it paid off.

by Mad Hazzer April 26, 2022

Childish Gambino

A.K.A Donald Glover from Derrick Comedy, Community, and 30 Rock.
The sickest rapper alive (so much better than Lil Wayne.)
Has two albums out called "Poindexter" and "I Am Just A Rapper"
Looks and sounds a lot like Jay-Z.
For his best songs, listen to "The Awesome", "Get Like Me", and "The Stand".

Guy 1: Hey have you heard the new Lil Wayne song?
Guy 2: Wayne is pure shit now. Childish Gambino is so much better

by Yeah, listen to him... March 14, 2010

Gambit

sacrifice in order to gain a later advantage

The chess player made a gambit move that later resulted in his victory.

by The Def Dude January 24, 2017