Lang's Gamble

Committing a crime so you can go to prison just to get laid.

"dude you hear about Mike?"

"No"

"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"

"Wtf why?"

"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."

"Bold move"

by TimesAreToughMan December 29, 2020

Gamzeeromantic

Being ROMANTICALLY ( not sexually ) attracted to muderous jugglo aliens.

For the sexual version of this orientation see gamzeesexual

Me: I am in love with Gamzee Makara. I identify as gamzeeromantic asexual. I'm just going to casually read some fluffy (not lemon) Gamzee X Reader fics.

by KaleyMakara May 2, 2013

Gamble with your soul

to sell your soul or bet it by basically risking your life for anything

1 way: Rondo will gamble with your soul. 2nd way: i cant take this i need her i have to gamble with my soul.

by LilDurksGrillz January 14, 2021

Gamble and Lose

When you think you have to fart and you end up shitting your pants

Oh shit dude, I just gambled and lost!

by Jenna September 8, 2004

5am Gamble

Risk taken under the influence of alcohol very late at night, often during sleepovers, sofa crashes and slumber parties: while feeling reckless and uninhibited, the gambler will make a pass at someone either completely unavailable or way out of their league. The gambler will usually not be successful in their enterprise.

'I took a 5am Gamble last night. Still woke up with my clothes on though.'

by Jalfred Peacock November 20, 2009

losing the gamble

An alternate description of the term shart. An unintentional emission of feces during intended flatulence.

I was taking a piss the other day and tried to fart. It sucked, dude--I totally lost the gamble!

by bscepter February 12, 2005

Samwise Gamgee

The cutest, bestest, hobit ever, that is sensitive and wonderful. Frodo wouldn't have gotten any were without him. Anywhere I say!

That Samwise is the best.

by Alison April 20, 2004