by Hoss25 December 7, 2016
Get the Fist Fusting mug.You:"hey Pete, we should do some FUNTING at grandpa's funeral"
Pete: "sure man, grandpa would have approved"
Pete: "sure man, grandpa would have approved"
by Doctor Wang and his tools April 22, 2017
Get the Funting mug.Derived from the term sexting (which means talking dirty via text message and may or may not include photos), this spinoff means to send a photo of the food you just prepared with or without a sexual innuendo attached. Replying to a photo of food received with a double entendre.
Reply to a fexting message:
1. "He/ She's Hot! Does he/she have a sister"
2. "The best meats in the rump"
3. "Nice rack"
1. "He/ She's Hot! Does he/she have a sister"
2. "The best meats in the rump"
3. "Nice rack"
by freemind1 June 20, 2011
Get the Fexting mug.Derived from the term sexting (which means talking dirty via text message), this spinoff means talking dirty via Facebook.
by rastatay May 27, 2010
Get the fexting mug.When you direct Danni to an Urban Dictionary page under false pretenses so that you can do the Red Indian Victory Dance.
"Funting. Ask me what it means, Danni."
"What does it mean?"
*provides UD link*
"...oh, for FUCK'S sake."
*does Red Indian Victory Dance*
"What does it mean?"
*provides UD link*
"...oh, for FUCK'S sake."
*does Red Indian Victory Dance*
by Jack The Bodiless November 13, 2012
Get the Funting mug.The act of sweet love making in an intense sexual manner (commonly observed sexual behavior found in rabbits, squirrels and several species of primate), where at least one female and one male are involved.
by undonthavethis03 August 24, 2008
Get the Fuxing mug.the disgraceful situation where an otherwise respectable person changes their every day , appropriate behavior choosing to act like a complete fucking bastard who spends their time fucking around with other like minded cunts, turning their own fucking self into the stupidest fucking cunt of them all.
Man 1: Has anyone seen Dave lately?
Man 2: Nah
Man 3: I've not got a clue were the fuck he's been?
Man 4: You mean you havn't heard where the fuck he's been?
Man 3: I Just said I havn't got a fucking clue!
Man 4:For fucks sake, everyone knows he's been off funting!
Man 1: Surely not Dave?!
Man 4: Yup, its true, he's been fucking around with a right bunch of cunts!
Man 2: That absolute funter!!
Man 2: Nah
Man 3: I've not got a clue were the fuck he's been?
Man 4: You mean you havn't heard where the fuck he's been?
Man 3: I Just said I havn't got a fucking clue!
Man 4:For fucks sake, everyone knows he's been off funting!
Man 1: Surely not Dave?!
Man 4: Yup, its true, he's been fucking around with a right bunch of cunts!
Man 2: That absolute funter!!
by rc9000000000000000000 November 19, 2014
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