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cong funkle

An Oldperson's Expression For Being Confused About The 21st Century.
To Be Not In The Knowledge Of Something.
The Kids These Days, I Tell You... Its A cong Funkle
Im Cong Funkled, What Did She Just Say?
What A Bother! Thats Just Cong Funkled Me Right Up!
by The Muteress and The Mutelator February 22, 2005
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Grunkle Funkle

A term used to describe when the football bowl is won, winning is accomplished.
by plugintheegaculator March 7, 2026
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grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle

"grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle" is a clip from a 2017 (reuploaded in 2020) youtube poop edit of the show gravity falls. the video itself is called "YTP: GRABBIN' ME BALLZ! (or, Mabel staples her butt to a tree)", while the actual clip is from a story grunkle stan tells to mabel, dipper and soos entitled "grunkle stan wins the football bowl", from the episode "bottomless pit".

on september 28, 2024, this clip was reuploaded to twitter by user @grunklestunkle, where it got the attention of gravity falls's creator, alex hirsch, who commented "this reminds me of that time when Grunkle Stunkle won the Funkle Bunkle."
i sure hope grunkle stunkle wins the funkle bunkle today!
by rainbowcowboy October 2, 2024
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fucklebutt

The ultimate form of the exclamation “fuck!” Used when something very, very, unfortunate happens.
You: “my dog just died.”
Me “I’m sorry...”
You: “my sister was holding her, and...”
Me: “and what?!”
You: “and they both got run over by a bus and died.”
Me: “that’s a total fucklebutt!”
by The Great Shrimpini February 11, 2019
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Funcle

When your Uncle is too fun to just be a normal 'Uncle'. This Uncle must be referred to as 'Funcle'
Example: I cannot wait to go visit my Funcle Dick in Ohio!!
by Eddywarn February 8, 2017
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Fuckleneck

Also known as fuck knuckle. When you're so fucking stupid knucklehead won't describe you. A complete and total dumbass.
That fuckleneck got arrested again.

Why do people fuck up and marry fucklenecks named Brandon or Jeffery?

That fuckleneck needs to be slapped.
by Craci July 26, 2017
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Brain Fuckler

A mythical creature that befuddles his unwitting victim by fuckling the shit out of their minds.
Sometimes, if I'm fast enough, I catch a glimpse of the Brain Fuckler, just fucklin' the shit out of everyone... and we don't even know it.
by Pizzozo February 14, 2008
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