fungalitis

when you die before pulling any bitches but you also have foot fungus

maia: hey sofia do you have fungalitis
sofia: ya bro i get no bitches and my foot is nasty as fuck bruh

by fartlicker69 May 18, 2022

Fungaland

A newly found cult of cannibalists that specialise In growing fungus. The whereabouts of the headquarters are unknown and the fungish mortal enemy is the cult bungaland.

Person 1: I have fungus

Person 2: you should go to fungaland

by Fungishpeople101 August 21, 2020

Fungal Postage

The presentation of a mushroom stamp by some asshole in a suit or a bmw.

At the board meeting Mr. Worthington gave that intern major fungal postage.

Dude why did you tell Mr Hamilton I was late yesterday. Watch out for some serious fungal postage.

by Nicholas Breedlove April 19, 2008

Fungaloo

The drops of water or liquid excrement that splash on to your butt when you take a poop

I had to wipe my buttcheeks today because i was hit by a fungaloo

by jettma31 June 21, 2011

Funguliscious

A delicious blend of multiple fungi, usually accompanied by a distinctive odor, itch, and that which scares the hell out of ones doctor.

That athletes foot fungus of yours is funguliscious!

by Fungi Man July 25, 2011

fungal

adj. -- Rurnt, out of place, sickening, doesn't fit.

Garrett and Heather were being fungally rurnt on the bus.

by Sarah May 13, 2005

fungular

1)The atmosphere of the room or general enviorment to the veiw point of a stoned person
2)Crazy colors

1)God i am so high, thoes trees look so fungular
2) I feel very fungular after i smoke pot

by Burnstuff007 November 27, 2006