Fungal gongs

Fungus infection under your nails while using a gong

That nigga on stage got fungal gongs

by Communist minecraft February 28, 2021

fungal poisoning

the disease commonly associated with contact with mushrooms. there have only been one case. death is imminent.

there is a single possible cure. kiss the feet of a baby-on-a-leash and throw feces at a siberian monkey. then apologize to melissa =

*throws mushroom at melissa* ~jonathan

"haye, you're gonna get fungal poisoning because you touched that shroom!" ~melissa

"well you are too then!" ~jonathan

"nuh-uh, i'm immune cuz i'm tough" ~melissa

by xbrianpx October 27, 2008

Fungal

A person who is being a fucking dick

“Fungal, fuck you”

by J0033 August 1, 2025

Fungaled French Fry

(1) a fucked up dick (2) a diseased dick

Yo Shaquita, I was hooking up with this guy last night but I had to slam on the brakes when his draws came off. Brotha had a fungaled French fry, ya hear!

by Tabinator August 10, 2008

fungal freak

A person who takes magic mushrooms often and brags about it.

Someone who is always tripping on magic mushrooms.

Jacob: Have you heard about Jack?
Samuel: Yeah! I heard he’s a total fungal freak!

by FungalFreak February 9, 2024

Perry Fungal

A video, tune, movie or other object created in media for widespread consumption that becomes massively unpopular. Named for Rick Perry's "Strong" YouTube video which garnered massive dislikes and proved to become widely hated.

High hopes for Justin Bieber's new video going viral were dashed when that same tune instead turned Perry fungal.

by damnthatojeda December 15, 2011

fungal infection

an infectious condition consisting of a parasitic fungus.

"put your cock away bro, why does that thing have mushrooms growing on it dude, that's honestly really grody"
"please Murray, I don't want to see that thing"
"dude, this is a school, put that away before someone walks past"
"dude, that's a legit fungal infection, thank god you haven't been able to transmit it"

by shitpostinghotgirl April 10, 2024