funch

To have a good time while eating lunch, a fun lunch.

Today, Tom and Steve went off campus for lunch, turns out, they had a funch!

by Andy Hollister September 23, 2005

Funch

To hunch someone in the face (sexual relations to another's face). Also applicable to oral sex.

I funched my Girlfriend last night.

by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 23, 2007

funch

fun lunch-lunch with drinks.

"oh lets go to go get take out then go to the liquor store for some booze then we'll go home and have funch."

by ii haaatteeeee yooooouuuuuuuuu April 17, 2009

Funch

The simple, pleasurable act of colliding with another object.

I walked around the corner and funched Ol 'Pappy!

by Lloyd Floyd October 27, 2009

funch

Used by the character Carrie Spooner Hefferman on the sitcom "King of Queens" to describe a fast lunch.

Take a funch: Take a "fast lunch".

by bjornagain February 15, 2005

funch

A combination of the words "fuck" and "punch" which refers to the act of rapidly inserting your fist into someone's anus or vagina.

Also known as the "ass punch" (Depperman, E 2005).

"the lesbians were funching each other."

"that guy deserves an ass punch!"

by grizzzzzle January 05, 2010

funch

an uncontrollable urge to hug squeeze and pull a person to yourself.

For example the other day I had missed my sister so much ......I told here i wanted to just run up and funch her.

by 4of8 April 07, 2011