Grandpa Fumperdink

No one quite knows where he originated, nor what he is. But one thing is for sure. He is an ancient being older than time it’s self. Some say he’s an eldrich god. Others say that he is an immortal being created by god to purge the unworthy but to quote Grandpa fumperdink. What kinda god would be pussy enough to have someone else do his work for him.

“I was going to shit my pants when Grandpa fumperdink was at my door,”

by Uncle Atticus March 28, 2021

fuppie

Scottish. Affectionately descriptive of a lady's sexual furniture.

Scot: Fock me, hinnie, yeir fuppie's leik a moose's ear.

RP: Good lord, my dear. What an exceptionally well-appointed vulva you do have.

by Lord Grimcock August 24, 2007

fumpy

:: The state of being very comfortable where you are, and fuck you, I'm not getting up outta my spot.

I was so getting my fumpy on, and did not want to get up to answer the phone.

by Kitty Meh'Kat June 5, 2016

fuppy

Fat + upper + pussy = fuppy. The disgusting looking abdomen bulge that middle aged women get. Size may vary.

She insisted on turning the light off, I tried to get in but all I got was fuppy.

by Dizzle September 24, 2002

Fuppet

A person who is a a fucked up muppet. A dunce, a fool, a muppet with extra ability to fuckuppet.

"Bob was a fuppet for believing his woman was innocent"

by Groovy October 21, 2003

Fuppa

'Fuppa' is pronounced fu-ppa and sounds like foopa.
Fuppa fully stands for Front Upper Pussy (or) Penis Area.
A socially acceptable way of referring to someone with a front bum without having to be discreet when you come across one and no disrespect will be taken by the fuppa owner themselves..

"Holy fuppa"

"Check out that fuppa bro.."

by QMSteve June 16, 2018

Fuppin

the worlds best word ever, can be used as a word on its own, part of a word, or as nearly everword in a sencence,
also safe to be used around young children and by those with the hilarious "c" "k" speach impeadiment,
a short tempered speach impaired nursery nurses best friend

1) fuppin
2) Abso-fuppin-lutely
3)fuppin fuppin that fuppin on that fuppin or i'll fuppin fupp you, fuppin fupper

by secondchoicename April 16, 2006