Fuktard

Someone who is so amazingly fucking retarded or stupid, it affects your ability to properly speak. Therefore your words run together, making it impossible to say both fucking+retarded, instead pronouncing fuktard. Someone who is at the apex of stupidity, with nothing greater to describe them.

You are a fuktard.

I cant believe this fuktard waited 30 minutes for a parking spot at the store.

by eviljessifer December 9, 2013

fustache

A very thin, almost imperceiveable spread of facial hair found on the upper lip. Often found on teenage males.
Fake-Mustache
F-ustache
Fustache

Nice fustache.
Look at Bobby's little fustache.

by j.w.d November 30, 2006

Fuckstang

When a chick sits on and rides your face while jerking you off with one hand and making a lasso motion with the other.

I went to this crazy orgy and this chick was doing the fuckstang.

by XXXFuckstangLoverXXX December 1, 2014

fuckstake

The moment you realize hooking up with a specific person was a mistake.

The moment I woke up next to Betty I realized I had made a fuckstake.

by Scoot2491 November 4, 2015

fuktard

fuktard: One who exihibits stupidity to the utmost extreme.

"What the fuck over? You fuckin' fuktard!

by *sbg* Snuffaluff May 16, 2004

funsta

Urban equivalent of the expression, "going to".

I'm funsta bust a cap in his ass!

by Aaron Moore October 25, 2003

Fustated

So frustrated that you forget the r's.

I'M FUSTATED! THIS PAGE WON'T LOAD!

by tristitia January 3, 2009