fuck monkey

a jerk, someone who has done something mean or rude.

sarah: he broke up with you? what a fuck monkey!

by omgsteffie January 4, 2008

fuck monkey

It's a cum dumpster

Your a fuck monkey you got hoes coming out of your ass like you don't even know

by bevis9978 June 17, 2015

Funky Monkey

When you take a guy you turn him upside down and lick his whole body.

One day we were feeling horny and i gave him the Funky Monkey.

by UrBaN MoNkEy March 5, 2008

Virtual Fuck Monkey

An application yet to be made on a Iphone/Android phone which lets you have sex with a virtual monkey.

Guy: Have you downloaded virtual fuck monkey yet?
Guy 2: Yeah, I love how you can virtually fuck a monkey.

by Strangefan July 5, 2011

Funky Monkey

the dankest weed youll ever smoke in your whole life for dam shore. only found in jedburg south carolina, youll be so high you shit your pants

i had to pay $100 an 8th for some funky monkey, but it sure was worth it

by bigDonkeyDick <=====3 September 24, 2009

fuck monkey

a moron with a small penis who cant "make-a the saix" says group x

ryan seacrest or emo-haters....iam emo and i am god so STFU AND EAT SHIT ON A SHINGLE!!!
bob:ryan seacrest is deep
emo(me):u r a fuck monkey

by emo defender January 18, 2007

Fuck Monkey

Someone who acts at an extrodinare act of monkeyness while instating sexual intercourse.

"Jana was such a Fuck Monkey last night in bed!"

by OsamaBALLS April 6, 2008