Fuckwit is a common idiot who does stupid outragious acts without thinking. Is semi retarded and likes the drama.
by aprilwazherex December 02, 2018

Someone who must have had their daddy's (or someone else's) cock slammed into their head while their mother was still pregnant with them and are, as a result, retarded/stupid.
Some synonyms are "fuckhead" and "fucktard"
Some synonyms are "fuckhead" and "fucktard"
by Regina Artemis DeLuna April 01, 2008

by Squilliam November 12, 2006

A contraction of "fucking twit." A term of derision used to refer to someone who is a contemptible idiot.
"Hey fuckwit, learn how to drive!" yelled Sheryl when an asshole nearly caused an accident on the road.
"I will be glad when the Americans elect a new President. Curious George was such a fuckwit!"
"I will be glad when the Americans elect a new President. Curious George was such a fuckwit!"
by Jerrett Allen May 25, 2008

Someone completely devoid of clue or common sense. A person who makes you wonder how life can exist with people this stupid. See also: Josh Katz.
by CH January 30, 2004

The language commanly spoken by chavs.
Basically consists of a few simple sentances such as "ya mum" and "ya startin"
Sometimes a smarter(used in the loosest context) chav can emalgimate these sentances into semi-coherent rambling i.e "ya startin, wot?, ya mum" but most chavs do not even possess the intilectual capacity to perform this simple action
Basically consists of a few simple sentances such as "ya mum" and "ya startin"
Sometimes a smarter(used in the loosest context) chav can emalgimate these sentances into semi-coherent rambling i.e "ya startin, wot?, ya mum" but most chavs do not even possess the intilectual capacity to perform this simple action
PASSER-BY: *bumps chav*
PASSER-BY: sorry didnt see you there
CHAV: Na, wot ya startin dans
PASSER-BY: erm nothing *continues on way*
CHAV: Yeah walk away, innit
PAASSER-BY: *knifes scumbag chav, does world a favor*
PASSER-BY: sorry didnt see you there
CHAV: Na, wot ya startin dans
PASSER-BY: erm nothing *continues on way*
CHAV: Yeah walk away, innit
PAASSER-BY: *knifes scumbag chav, does world a favor*
by wtiger46 January 05, 2005

Someone who cluelessly increases the noise-to-signal ratio on Urban Dictionary with hundreds of useless entries.
"1. Figga
A fake ass Nigga
All this Figgaz wanna fuck with a real Nigga like me."
What the fuck is this shit, and who's the fuckwit that wrote it?
(Definition adapted from, and example by, SonOfSamus)
A fake ass Nigga
All this Figgaz wanna fuck with a real Nigga like me."
What the fuck is this shit, and who's the fuckwit that wrote it?
(Definition adapted from, and example by, SonOfSamus)
by Grinning Cat January 31, 2017
