fuckmeshit

another way to say that you want to have wild lesbian sex and great sex with your partner all night long.
also something you scream while having sex if your partner is doing a great job.
also taken as a shorter way of saying "fuck me please..oh shit i just came."

ohh yes baby fuckmeshit! fuckmeshit!

by Jazzi:] November 7, 2007

Fuckness

1.)
Used to describe something so completely epic, it is impossible to describe without saying "fuck." If the object can only be described by saying any form of "fuck," followed by another adjective, then said object is deemed "the fuckness."

2.)
Used to describe the sexual attractiveness of another person.

1.)
Fred: "Dude, did you see those tits? They were fucking amazing."

Jeff: "Oh my God yes, how could you not see them? They are the fuckness."


2.)
John: "Out of ten, how would you rate her fuckness?"

Steve: "Eh, probably a 9."

John: "So you'd bang?"

Steve: "Def. I'd fuck anything above a 7."

by James Pollack August 19, 2008

fuckression

Fuckression is the way in which to express depression in a harsher manner.

The Great depression, in my point of view was a real fuckression to the U.S.

by Weisssted June 2, 2008

fucksessful

When you are on a mission to sleep with some one and you get laid.

"So, were you fucksessful last night or did she pie you again?"

by Aggs87 August 3, 2017

fuckless fuck

A useless bastard, a douchebag, idiot, moron. On par with "fucktard".

Do you think I cleaned the house just so you could mess it up again, you fuckless fuck?

by kingfish78734 March 19, 2015

fuckless bird: "🐣"

The Fuckless Bird, aka The Little Bird With No Fucks, is a little bird who just doesn't have any fucks. The Fuckless Bird is represented by the Hatching Chick Emoji: 🐣

Jenny: "Hey, Andy, I'm sorry I missed dinner last night and didn't call. Can I make it up to you somehow?"

Andy responds with the fuckless bird: "🐣"

or

Andy: "Did you guys hear that they are doing a limited time re-release of Titanic in movie theaters?"

Everyone responds with the fuckless bird: "🐣"

by Hollywood85 December 28, 2016

fucklessness

fuck-less-ness (n): the state of having no sex, or lack of fuck.
Nookieless

1.his fucklessness started when he stopped using deoderant
2.becasue i left my whore, im in a constant state of fucklessness
3. Thanks to your moms fucklessness, i couldnt get any last night.

by Jizzle the homie shizz nit August 8, 2004