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fuckling 

the person who made a pickup line about Magnetism and was corrected by their friend explaining the entire recent history of the Earth's magnetic field.
p1: "We're just like magnets--you're north, im south"
p2: "And you're the most attractive"
p3: *explains earth's most recent magnetic field changes*
p2: ...
p3: "You fuckling."
fuckling by iwannafuckindie August 7, 2022

Fuckling 

\noun\ ; partner for funsies ten or more years younger than oneself. Fucklings tend to have Opinions (which they have rarely the experience or knowledge to back up but are often suspiciously vocal about) but are kept around for skill/stamina/aesthetic reasons..
She isn't one for cradle snatching as a rule, but little Andy did make an excellent fuckling.
Fuckling by MaebeNot September 17, 2023

[fuckling] 

The on going fuckle.
All women love a good fuckling before sex. FBF (Fuckle Before Fuck)
[fuckling] by Ashley Joseph March 28, 2007

ugly fuckling 

The kid in your class whos so fucking ugly or nerdy and unatractive , but grows up to be a kickass famous millionare
*At bobby joes house looking at highschool pics

Bobby Joe: Remeber that kid Bill gates?

Booby Jo: yeah....

Bobby Joe: well hes fucking rich now

Booby jo: what an ugly fuckling
ugly fuckling by emmamelinda November 7, 2009

The dugly fuckling

The act of having intercourse with a woman that resembles a duck and is in special ed
I went to resource and this my budiez told me that i had to perform the dugly fuckling onnthis slow chick
The dugly fuckling by Mikehunt2469 January 10, 2019

thunder fuckling 

When you fuck your girlfriend with car jumper cables attached to your nipples.
"Man, Bailey is hella kinky. He is a Thunder fuckling with his girlfriend"
thunder fuckling by Unjustrogue83 December 22, 2015