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The fuckening

When a day is going too well . The fuckening has yet to occur
The day was amazing ...then came the fuckening. My parents died in a George Foreman accident
by TheMilkMan04 December 20, 2018
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Dutchen-Fucken

Taking someone to a coffee shop(Dutch Bros) for a quick date then back to someones place and fuck
Bro are you taking her on a Dutchen-Fucken or Netflix and chill?
by Sparkd20 January 30, 2019
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Fucktention

A combination of the words 'fucking' and 'attention' This adorable word describes an extremely horny individual who wants sex very badly and is desperate for the penis and vagina to come together for sexy time. It often occurs in scenarios of hooking up and/or that not so often sex only one person is horny for in long term relationships/marriage/recipe for future divorce/breakup.
Will somebody with a large weiner PLEASE pay fucktention to me? I haven't been laid in over a month!
by inBlueParadise April 26, 2011
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The fuckening

When your day goes too exceptionally well and something comes along to ruin it.
“Yep, there’s the fuckening” I said. It was going to be a great week. Today was Tuesday and my birthday was tmr, and I got the honour of skipping my most hated classes to help out with some other stuff at school, so I’ve been looking forward to this for a while. Then, while I was walking my dog to the dog park on my way to school, I fell down the stairs and twisted my ankle.
by Tasha Mali February 25, 2019
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fuckment

Abstract noun, referring to the state of being fucked. Can also be used as an expletive to make reference to such a state.
"Oh, fuckment."

"What?"

"She just saw me with another girl."

"Oh man, you're in a whole lot of fuckment."

"I know, right?"
by malcolmholmes May 19, 2014
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fuckmented

A combination of Fucking Demented

Fuck+Demented= Fuckmented
You are fuckmented
by Katy on steroids July 16, 2015
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fucken shit

A situation caused by someone's stupidity too bad.
It's fucken shit you got a parking ticket even though it was an emergency.
by Joe Nickolas Pelech May 14, 2017
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