fuckasswhore

1. someone who does the dumbest thing possible at the worst possible moment.
2. a really really stupid person that goes out and does really stupid things
3. an all-around imbecilic person
4. your garden variety slut
5. anything that doesnt do what you want it to

WHY WOULD YOU CUT ME OFF ON THE HIGHWAY WHEN I'M DOING 90!?! YOU fuckasswhore!

That girl komal, shes such a fuckasswhore.

Stupid ass tiles keep falling out of the box when I try to put them in the closet. FUCKASSWHORE!!

by Love Chocolate July 16, 2006

fuckass faggot

(n.) A homosexual caught in the act or with shit stains down his penis.

Patient: I think I have ball cancer

Doctor: let me take a look


Doctor: You don't have cancer, but the poop implies you are one hell of a fuckass faggot.

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

fuckasser

a person who fucks ass...hence the term "fuckasser"

that guy over there is one hell of a fuckasser...

by asser December 18, 2007

FuckPiss

This is the stream of fluid that is projected from a vagina when she is having intense pleasure. Also known as Squirt, Love Juice, Vagina Sauce, projectile cum and intense vaginal secretion.
FuckPiss in its intended context would look like a stream of fluid flowing intensely and steadily from the vagina.
FuckPiss - Noun

In a sentence -
Wow, I was with Mary last night and when she got off, i was soaked with FuckPiss!

I was giving Kim some oral and she almost drowned me with her FuckPiss!

The only thing I love more than Chocolate Chip Mint ice cream is being hit with a stream of FuckPiss!

Holy Moly, her FuckPiss was running down my balls and onto my knees. I took a picture of the wet sheets if you don't believe me!

by RocketMan March 7, 2014

Fuckaphist

A person who settles one’s issues with intercourse.

Tyler was a fuckaphist last night. All he did was fuck me till I agreed to go to the movie. (Not to be confused with rape/ both are consenting)

by Julyguy000 January 2, 2019

Fuckassery

The act of doing something so completely half-assed that the job itself is unsalvageable and has to be torn down and done again properly from scratch.

It took me the better part of the day to fix fuckassery the deck builders did to our gutters.

by Mostly Harmless 2382 February 14, 2019

Fuckass

Noun- stupid, or nonsensical. Often used when referring to a gps, specifically Apple Maps.

The maps taking me some fuckass way.

by Jason Good December 22, 2021