FUB

Fat Ugly Bitch

Man 1: That guy was making out with a FUB, did you see that?

Man 2: Yeah I did, she was ugly and fat. It almost made me throw up!

by Mike Jennings May 26, 2010

fub

Fuck You Buddy.. ususally used in irc >.>

...fub... <<-- cant get any simpler than that

by SigENeaT November 14, 2004

Fub

A male/female that gets in the way of your attempt at getting with or being with your siginificant other

James- Hey babe how was your day?
Stacey- It was good just...
Fub- HEY STACEY, DO THAT HW!!!
Stacey- Yeah i did (begins talking to fub)
James-...fucking hate fubs

by Mr. Swagg December 3, 2011

fub

fucking useless bastard

you useless bastard, you fucking useless bastard, you're a fub

by chongqing October 9, 2005

Fub

1)A word commonly used to describe a feeling of annoyance without swearing.

Can be used in front of parents.

2) What you get when you mate a tub with a fly.

1) Oh fub!! I forgot about that!

2) Argh! The fub is attacking!!

by Drew P. Koch January 4, 2009

Fubbing

The intense banging of two peoples palms that is an alternative to sexual intercourse.

Dave: Hey tom, smell my palm.

Tom: (sniffs) dude that smells! you fub that girl at the coffee shop?

Dave: Oh fub yeah. I fubbed her so hard she got carpal tunnel syndrome!

Tom: Fubbin' awesome dude!

(Both high five, but secretly are actually fubbing eachother.)

by Robbles the wise one June 14, 2011

FUB

abbreviation for 'Fucking Useless Bastard'. Said to someone who can't do anything for themselves. A low life person who might as well dance in a fire.

Dan: "Did you see that article about that woman who got stuck on the expressway during a snow storm and thought she was gonna die?"

Eddy:"Ya woman is a FUB, ya feel me?"

by ERu07 February 22, 2013