Fuzzy Warbler

When a girl drinks a glass of champagne and you place your balls in her mouth while she gargles, creating a jacuzzi effect for your testicles

Good god, after Liz gave me that Fuzzy Warbler, I blasted her in the face like a Jackson Pollack

by Big Rabes March 26, 2009

fuzzy flounder fishing

tring to find and have sex with a women

lets go fuzzy flounder finshing tonight

by adam schott March 15, 2005

warm and fuzzy

to have an extremely happy feeling about the girl or guy that you like or love.

girl: Wow you're really attractive
Guy: that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy

guy: hey i really really like you
girl: thanks, that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy

by Zipper630 May 30, 2006

Fuzzy Muppet

The successfully delicious combination of Red Wine, boxed preferably, with a dark cola. The ratio of wine to dark cola determines the corresponding Muppet character. A higher percentage of wine is represented by higher intensity Muppets (Animal, Gonzo, Beeker) and a lower percentage of wine is represented by lower intensity Muppets (Kermit the Frog). This obviously results in two truths to become certain:

1) Fozzy Bear is the fair and balanced 50-50 ratio of wine and dark cola

and
2) The Swedish Chef represents any ratio of wine to dark cola that has no wine or dark cola but is the successful combition of whiskey and whiskey. Basically a cup of whiskey. Sometimes garnished with Sudafed.

"My wife can never get my fuzzy muppet the way I like it; she pours Gonzos when I'm in a Kermit kinda mood"

by Sproketmonkey February 6, 2010

the hairy fuzzy

the awkward sideways look you get from someone with hair and/or fuzz in their eye. often misinterpreted as a look of unfounded superiority.

i just asked my teacher to repeat a question i didn't understand and he totally gave me the hairy fuzzy

by awkward fish January 19, 2008

Soft fuzzy man

An “ambient man” or an “atmospheric man” from the song Soft Fuzzy Man, by Lemon Demon. It’s a term some use to describe a stalker or a try-hard man who just wants to get a girl, even though his methods are unorthodox, possessive, and he tries to be soft and fuzzy; as the song states. He just makes everyone around him uncomfortable.

Although I thought I could trust him, he gave off the energy of a soft fuzzy man.

by fishe September 16, 2021

fuzzy beef curtain

The Fuzzy beef curtain is a sex act in which 2 older males (Or more) use a tube to insert diarrhoea into other males penis holes. After which they have done finishing , all males ejaculate, spouting the diarrhoea on the one male in the middle creating a curtain like pattern all around his body

I walked in on my granddad and his older male friends pulling off the fuzzy beef curtain

by Memer tremer March 29, 2016