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Dark fruits

Something that I’d rather have than a wife
Person one: I want a wife
Person two: I want a dark fruits
by oesn March 2, 2020
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Fruity

When someone acts or does something gay
Hey Ben your acting fruity
by Meliac12 May 3, 2021
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strongbow dark fruits

UK reference for a teenage lad, often white trash, that enjoys drinking Strongbow Dark Fruits cider, a sweet, fizzy drink that resembles a soft drink rather than a proper cider. It tastes like Ribena, is 4% ABV, and gets you buzzing.

This basic choice of beverage is a national symbol of someone basic, the average hype beast, bucket hats, wavey garms, the sesh, and adidas-donning lad culture, and, of course, Wenger out.

A dark fruits drinker's cover photo, if it's not of the Gallagher brothers, will be of his football club's home ground with flare smoke creeping across the pitch, Champagne Supernova WILL be played at his funeral.
That lad, 15 years old with strongbow dark fruits in hand is slagging you off again.

Pour some out for the bang average Strongbow Dark Fruit boys. As you were JL x

He thinks he's a fucking Gallagher, reps dark fruits, and wants an Oasis reunion, says it all.

People need to realize "the sesh" isn't a few pints of dark fruits. It's still being off your face at 6am and having a convo with a lamp.

Pass a dark fruits mate, I've had four tinnies tonight and am still going strong.

The people that came up with "cracking open a cold one with the boys" drank dark fruits, without a doubt.

Oh, dark fruits. His love for the purple-coloured nectar of the Gods is undying and everlasting.
by polominty June 4, 2018
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Fruitysperm

Fruitysperm

/‘fr-oouuh-tēe sp-uurr-ehm’/

noun

a succesful spam page that likes to post tweets and tictacs alot

noun (2)

a known super homosexual gay boy from new yawk who likes nicki moonaj music plays roblox and coin master hates on iconic oomf stankpvssy bc they spell better than him (which is 100% true)
user 1: omg did u see fruitysperms new post?

user 2: yea i did ikr?? soooo relatable 😍
by Adolf Hitlur June 27, 2021
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Fruity Pebble Punk Rock

1. Going dumb to the extreme or going dumber than your average.
2. Song by Teamknoc
I was going fruity pebble punk rock at the function.
I don't do the thizzle dance, I go fruity pebble punk rock.
by Sean Casserly October 16, 2008
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Blox fruits syndrome

the promising but illusive reward in a game of grinding many hours for levels to reach end game despite end game being no more fun than the rest of the game
i grinded project slayers because i thought end game pvp would be fun, i guess i just had blox fruits syndrome.
by 1SimpleWord November 24, 2022
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Fruity Henderson

A sex act that involves the foam from a root beer and a womans anus.
I'm really in the mood for a fruity henderson.
by Jakilac December 28, 2008
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