Pear in the Mixed Fruit Bowl 

n., A personality type; one who is small or otherwise unobtrusive, and also bland, usually white, and kind of a square.

Derived from the thoroughly unexciting pears found in portable, lunch-pack bowls of mixed fruit sold by Dole, Del Monte, and supermarket knockoffs.

All his life, Mikey B. wanted to be dramatic and exciting. He cranked his techno albums to maximum volume, and rolled down his windows while cruising the boulevards of his parents' wealthy neighborhood. He once organized a crunk bake sale, for his high school chapter of Young Republicans (who had not yet co-opted the word, hyphy from hip, urban culture).

Yet, try as he might, nobody really noticed him. He was just a pear in the mixed fruit bowl of teenage society- small, white, bland, and kind of squarish.

Pear in the Mixed Fruit Bowl by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner September 11, 2007

Mixed Fruit Bowl 

More offensive than simply mooning someone, when a male places his genitalia behind his legs, keeps his legs together, and bends over to display ass, scrotum, and penis below.

Oh he thinks he can get away with mooning me? I'm gonna' give him the ol' mixed fruit bowl.

Mixed Fruit Bowl by Purple Jon December 20, 2010

pressed fruit bowl 

As above. Is particularly impressive when the buttocks and arsecrack are employed. The Australian "panel van" style of car is a favorite with exponents of this sport.

"yeh, it was grouse! Simmo done a pressed fruit bowl out the back of the Sandman - I reckon those people in the funeral procession woulda freaked!"

pressed fruit bowl by Cockbreath March 17, 2003

Pressed Fruit Bowl 

Someone spreads the cheeks of the butt against a piece of glass (i.e. a window) and proceeds to poop... it will flare out and look like a bowl of brown fruit that's been pressed against the glass

I was at a stop light and the woman next to me kept staring, so I dropped my drawers and showed her a pressed fruit bowl

Pressed Fruit Bowl by IIxHoLLiStEr7xII May 13, 2005

munch the whole fruit bowl 

The sexual act in which a person performing oral sex on a male fits the penis and balls in their mouth at once.

She dumped me after I asked her to munch the whole fruit bowl.

munch the whole fruit bowl by Emeritus_III November 30, 2017

The Fruit Bowl 

consists of B-nanners, B-berry, Peaches, and Grapes.

The Fruit Bowl dances at School Of Dance Arts.

The Fruit Bowl by Bneace February 29, 2008

banana split fruit bowl 

The act of making a Fruit Bowl with a boner. It will appear to be a long banana with two plums.

I made a banana split fruit bowl but my cock hurt really bad.

banana split fruit bowl by Jack March 31, 2005