“he wanted me to be his... sugar daddy...but he never really asks for anything. at this point we’re just having major kinky sex.”
“woah woah, back up.”
“to which part? the kinky sex?”
“no the fructose father part.”
“woah woah, back up.”
“to which part? the kinky sex?”
“no the fructose father part.”
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"Inconclusive. We're going to have to do at least one a day to get better results."
"Inconclusive. We're going to have to do at least one a day to get better results."
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