Grandma's Apple Fritter

Vaginal Labia that dangle low and look generally unappealing. Usually found on older women.

Ted shacked up with that cougar last night. He said that Grandma's Apple Fritter was so bad that it was like trying to pull gum off of a park bench.

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shit fritter

A modestly sized clump of crap or some insignificant little twat who has the impact of such

Whatever you say, shit fritter.

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The act of shoving an apple up the butt

I ran out of bananas so I apple frittered that bitch instead!

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jamie laid a steaming bum fritter on chris's chest

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A crusty vagina that looks like an apple fritter

The old woman dropped her panties and i saw her flappy fritter.

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Someone who is lazy and doesn't like to work.

John is such a mule fritter, he will do anything to get out of working the night shift.

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When you are eating you're girlfriend's ass and she farts on your tongue.

"man you're breath stinks!" yeah I know, Mellissa gave me a Corn Fritter.

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