friendhoarding

A psychological disorder that makes one add as many friends as possible to their facebook or myspace accounts to fill the void in their diminishing real-world social lives.

Manny's eyes are bloodshot, I bet he was up all night friendhoarding on myspace. what a douchebag!

friendhoarding by Molson Dan September 27, 2005

FriendBot 

FriendBot can talk about almost anything-music, games, TV-the list goes on! FriendBot is a friend that never gets board, never stops listening and never treats you horribly unlike that bastard smarterchild whom friendbot is the stoner counterpart of

FriendBotUK (1:26:24 AM): Ask me another question.
....(1:26:33 AM): do you smoke blunts
FriendBotUK (1:26:34 AM): Yes I like to inhale occasionally.

....(1:27:25 AM): you said you smoke weed
FriendBotUK (1:27:28 AM): We test it for medical purposes.
...(1:27:34 AM): sure thing

FriendBot by schlepp May 27, 2008

Friendcierge 

A Friendcierge is that great friend who will advise you on everything. Where to go, what to do, what to buy, what's hot and not, what's cool and not so cool. They wil gladly provide solid advice on just about everything and you value their opinion. A great friend with great advice.

So i called my Friendcierge and she advised me to buy expensive designer shoes, which I couldn't afford. Years later, I'm still wearing and loving them. They were worth every penny! Great Advice from a Great Friend.

Friendcierge by suzgirl October 30, 2021

friendboy 

A friend that is a boy, and nothing more. Not to be confused with 'boyfriend'.

John: I like you. Wanna go out?

Jane: Sorry. You're more friendboy material than boyfriend.

John: *slashes wrists*

friendboy by emoinpink August 14, 2010

friendboy 

A male friend of a girl, with whom the girl does not have sexual relations with, (or commonly also, just doesn't want to admit she is, in fact fucking him) who is not her boyfriend.

See also: friendgirl
Synonym of: friend just friends
Compare: boyfriend

Mother: Who was that guy dropping you home with the car, boyfriend?
Daughter: He's just a friendboy...

friendboy by Wizz0r May 11, 2008

friendgirl 

A girl who is your friend, who you would like to be your girlfriend, but who will almost certainly never BE your girlfriend.

Need I cite an example?

friendgirl by Overlord Zurg March 15, 2004

Friendchise 

Your social media "friends" who help you promote your business or tell all their friends to buy your stuff.

Sandra: Wow Emily that's a beautiful new necklace you've created, you going to sell it on Etsy?

Emily: Yep, and then I'm going to friendchise it so it sells faster.

Friendchise by rahdesign August 11, 2010