Mississippi Friction Teddy

When you rip open the bottom of a teddy bear and sew in a fleshlight for pleasure

My girlfriend went away for work so I was left home all alone with nothing but my Mississippi friction teddy to keep me company

by fruitflint May 31, 2016

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frictionless person

The stereotypical frictionless person dresses neatly but unobtrusively, typically works from a laptop from anywhere in the world and pays contactless for everything.

‘Frictionless persons’ prefer to frequent Starbucks.

by Glycine March 31, 2021

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friction burn

what happens when you beat off too much too fast not using lubricant...

Girl: why is ur penis all red and brusied?
boy: thats friction burn baby!

by Kyle May 13, 2005

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frictionlessness

A word that Cody Ko created after using frictionless and getting hate for it

The app I made had a frictionlessness design

by MightBeAFakeAccount November 18, 2020

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Bulge Friction

In a threesome with two guys and one girl. One guy laying on his back fucking the girl in the vagina simultaneously another guy fucking her in the asshole. The balls rub together causing friction.

That three way last night gave me bulge friction.

by Alfred William Harding IV January 25, 2008

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