Pipe down, Fresher

"Shut it you low-life scum!" Frequently uttered throughout university campuses, or bars with a high population of rowdy, young students.

Student number 1: "My Dad owns a yacht rah rah rah..."

Student number 2: "Pipe down, Fresher, and see it away for arrogance!"

by Howpig November 12, 2006

Freshers decline

1) The trend of university freshers getting shitter each year, i.e. participating in less extra-curricular activity, going out less, lowered promiscuity

2) The trend seen with university clubs and societies, in which attendance from fresher members of the group declines to negligible levels over the semester(s)

Person A: Attendance from freshers has tanked the past couple of months
Person B: Yeah man, freshers decline is a bitch

by Equinsu ocha April 20, 2019

Our eggs are fresher than your neighbors kids

A really provoking meme

Dude have you seen that meme?
“Our eggs are fresher than your neighbors kids” that’s wack

by ...eggness August 19, 2018

Freshershist

The ultimate freshness. Nearly the only way to achive this is with Old Spice. It is the Chuck Norris of freshness.

The only known people to have this are Bruce Campell, Isaiah Mustafa and Terry Crews

Fresh
Fresher
Freshest
Freshershist

or

"I used Old Spice this morning"
"I can tell, your pits are the Freshershist I have ever seen!"

by Old MacSpice May 20, 2010

frester

The type of person who abandons their loved ones for burgers.

Wow, Matt is being such a Frester right now, only hanging out at the Shake Shack, discarding his loved ones.

by WhoNeedsNewYork July 26, 2016

freshers week rash

The small rash on one's wrist from the numerous freshers week wristbands worn during freshers week.

Student 1: Aren't you going to wash your hands?
Student 2: No, it'll irritate my freshers week rash.

by Abrewdonian September 25, 2010

Freshers Flu

British Uni slang for what is almost certainly Syphilis

John: I think I have Freshers Flu.
Me: No John, you just have Syphilis

by DaddyLush September 17, 2017