Something which never happens while an army is comprised of a French majority and led by a Frenchman
Napoleon, Joan of Arc, William, The French Foreign Legion, American generals: None of these are Frenchmen
Charlemagne, Martel, Guye: None of these men commanded armies made up of over 40% Frenchmen
These do not count as French Military Victories
Charlemagne, Martel, Guye: None of these men commanded armies made up of over 40% Frenchmen
These do not count as French Military Victories
by Philosoraptorz December 28, 2009
Get the French Military Victoriesmug. The French version of Martin Luther King Jr.'s, "I Have a Dream," speech.
Please refer to French Military Defeats for further clarification.
Please refer to French Military Defeats for further clarification.
French military victories are impossible with a country full of cheese-eating, snail-breathed, no-hygiene, surrender-monkeys.
by Glastonbury Dex February 6, 2008
Get the French Military Victoriesmug. A French military victory has not occured since Napoleon.
Nor has a french military existed since Napoleon.
Look at World Wars 1 and 2.
Perfume?
Nor has a french military existed since Napoleon.
Look at World Wars 1 and 2.
Perfume?
by Max369 May 25, 2008
Get the French Military Victorymug. "What were some French military victories? Did I even put those three words in a proper sentence?"
-me
"Did you know that it was the French who first thought of using electrical shocks as a means of torture?"
-Revolver Ocelot, MGS : Twin Snakes
-me
"Did you know that it was the French who first thought of using electrical shocks as a means of torture?"
-Revolver Ocelot, MGS : Twin Snakes
by Dave May 7, 2004
Get the French Military Victoriesmug. technically napoleon wasn't mainland french...so the only victory under france's belt is the french revolution, which was against the french
by frenchman tired of losing August 20, 2008
Get the french military victorymug. a prime example of Napoleonic syndrome, as France has won as many battles as they claim to have won. In actuallity, every victory they have has either proved irrelivent due to loss of the over all war, irrelivent due to fighting themselves, or irrelevent due to fighting alongside someone else or haveing someone else (read as Britain, America, Russia, Normandy, Algeria, Italy, India, Mexico, Indians, Prussians, Irish, Scotts, Australians, and the Dutch) fight for them.
Did you know there are more French Military Victories than any other country?
Yes, and did you know that if you win every game but lose the championship you still lost?
Yes, and did you know that if you win every game but lose the championship you still lost?
by french canadian descendant May 4, 2010
Get the French Military Victoriesmug. Existent, but not frequent. Mostly an online "im feeling lucky" thing that expresses how mad America was when the French wouldn't help us AT ALL (one hundred or so soldiers dont count every one) in the wars in Iraq etc........ Also a big topic of consternation with French people. Mostly because they have baguettes up there asses.
-Hey man! The French won the American revolution!!!
-hahaha, then why is it called the AMERICAN revolution? Now go grow some balls and win a war! Maybe even add to the tiny list of French Military Victories!!!!!!
-hahaha, then why is it called the AMERICAN revolution? Now go grow some balls and win a war! Maybe even add to the tiny list of French Military Victories!!!!!!
by U.S. Patriotism December 16, 2010
Get the French Military Victoriesmug.