free willie

Something u do first thing in the morning.

Damn I gotta free willie......AAAHHHH!!!!

by Just a guy stating the obvious May 3, 2005

Free Willy

A penis swimming through the sea.

This is because in England, Willy means penis.
This is amusing. XD

Sarah: Yeah, well Andy Sixx is just...a penis.
Tk: Hahaha, just a penis with no body. XD Like free willy.

Sarah: I drew Free Willy on my math homework.
Hannah: You're stupid...

by hai_bai November 1, 2010

free willy

When a male friend takes one for the team by agreeing to go for the fat chick of the bunch.

Yo, I got stuck with the free willy last time, it's your turn munchkin man.

by sikwill October 26, 2005

free willy

a man that dumps his girlfriend/wife for another man

i carn't believe jerry cheated on his wife,well he's a free willy now

by tomtompowerpower January 20, 2009

Free Willie

To have sex without a condom

"Thou other day Thine havist participated in fornication Joselean"
"Did thoust go Free Willie?"
"Indeed thine did"

by Dr. Prof. Tall Hat, MD. January 30, 2012

free willy

When 2 people take a jump rope and put it between their legs and walk around!

also known as WANKER WILLY

Morgan and Chanel like to do free willy.

by Im so hott January 27, 2007

Free Willy

When a smoker blows smoke rings and a guy ejaculates through the rings onto the first person's face.

Hey, Jordan, last night this pot-headed chick let me free willy her face.

Wait.. that's sick she smokes?

by Toothpaste18756 November 30, 2010