free day

A day where you have nothing going on and can do whatever you want.

I have a free day today. No school, no homework, no community service, nothing. I'ma just play my 360 all day.

by my life be like March 22, 2010

Freebay

When you realise you're never going to sell any of your shit on ebay and you're reduced to giving it away

Stewie: Set 5 hours aside to sell my barry manilow record collection today, but my internet is down! Oh no!
Brian: Dude- you couldn't even FREEBAY that shit

Peter: I've beeen admiring your hairpiece all morning, it looks so authentic .....
Joe: I've decided to embrace my baldness, gonna sell this on Ebay
Peter: nah, how bout I freebay it off your hands right now dude?

by Fashfan September 3, 2010

freewayblogger

A fat, homosexual California man who puts up retarded political signs on the freeway. He believes he's shaping the American political scene, but in reality he's just wasting his time. He has already started putting up anti-McCain signs, which shows he is truly a complete partisan nutbag. He talks a HUGE game on his website, but the fact that he scurries away from his signs shows his true colors: he's as pussy as they come.

The California freewayblogger put up some signs the other day, but the only glimpse we got of him was of his overweight figure running the opposite direction. What a pussy.

by ScarlettPussyman16 March 29, 2008

freeway

1. An access-controlled, divided highway.
2. Rapper signed with Roc-a-fella
3. To leave a location promptly (such as to bounce)

1. I just drove 66 miles per hour on the freeway; I'm a badass.

2. I just heard Freeway spit on that new And 1 mixtape, and it was hotter than your mom.

3. Hey, its getting pretty late- I think imma freeway outta this joint.

by NRidiculous July 20, 2008

freeway blogger

A piece of human garbage, this simple minded creep slinks around the freeways of California putting up lame signs that show his ignorance and his arrogance. While some activists may stand by their signs to show their conviction towards their cause, this overweight pussy quickly hangs his signs and then high-tails it out of town. He displays the epitome of cowardice and all characteristics of a mentally handicapped individual. He also smokes pole and takes it up the pooper.

The California freeway blogger spends an inordinate amount of time creating signs and hanging them up. If only he spent a little more time on the treadmill, he might be around a little longer for all of us to keep laughing at him.

by ScarlettPussyman15 March 25, 2008

freewayblogger

A piece of human garbage, this simple minded creep slinks around the freeways of California putting up lame signs that show his ignorance and his arrogance. While some activists may stand by their signs to show their conviction towards their cause, this overweight pussy quickly hangs his signs and then high-tails it out of town. He displays the epitome of cowardice and all characteristics of a mentally handicapped individual. He also smokes pole and takes it up the pooper.

The California freewayblogger spends an inordinate amount of time creating signs and hanging them up. If only he spent a little more time on the treadmill, he might be around a little longer for all of us to keep laughing at him.

by ScarlettPussyman15 March 25, 2008

The Freeway Blogger

A coward in the strongest sense of the word, this feeble minded pantywaist attempts to drum up support for his laughable ideology through the use of unintelligent and silly hand made signs. This mental lightweight scampers around the freeways of California, quickly places his ridiculous signs up, then scurries away so as not to face any criticism. Both his mental capacity and sexuality are in question. He exemplifies what it is to be a giant pussy.

The Freeway Blogger puts up signs in the same way that my dog licks its testicles - normal people are thankful that they have more intelligence than that. He also takes it in the pooper.

by ScarlettPussyman1 March 25, 2008