frankenfuck

1. Having sex with an ugly girl

2. Having sex with a girl that you wouldn't let your friends catch you dead with (something is wrong with her)

"Yea right, I'll give that girl a call if I'm lookin' for a frankenfuck."

by mrdirty March 21, 2008

frankendick

Is used to describe a man's genitalia that is so fucking creepy looking that it looks like Frankenstein's penis.

He was cute and I would have fucked him but when he pulled his pants off his junk was so ugly it looked like a frankendick. I'm pretty sure that there were little bolts on the side of its head too but they might have just been warts.

by STGINAZ February 7, 2017

frankenfuck

A Dead Fuck

"Man I was so disappointed when I got laid last night, 'Ol girl was a Frankenfuck. "

by cobo_pro May 8, 2009

frankenpapers

(n.) -- digital newspapers that replace print newspapers

"As more and more print newspapers go digital and stop being printed on paper, I worry that these digital frankenpapers might turn into little monsters."

-- overheard at a watercooler in a Madison Avenue advertising agency office, September 1, 2010

by PRwiz101 September 14, 2010

Frankenfuckup

The worst case mashup that causes mayhem.

Noun. I would love to hang out, but there's a good chance there's a body in the basement. I don't want to be a frankenfuckup.

by Jennis TheMenace July 19, 2023