Forstering About

Extreme procrastination when a social appointment is looming, a process that often results in Mortlocking it.

The party was at 9pm, but I was Forstering about with Facebook and finally got in the shower at 8.55.

Simon had been Forstering about and home with some quackish treatments for McDonaldism and, by the time he actually got to the docks, all the best sailors had been taken. As such, he ended up having to go home with Vladimir One-Bollock, who also has syphilis. That'll teach him.

by Lancaster's Second Finest June 6, 2015

Like a Faust

Term used among bronies to describe the great achievement that Lauren Faust has gained by creating My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Lauren Faust: "I don't always make cartoons, but when I do, they are awesome"

Brony: "Like a Faust!"

by BRONYBRONY September 5, 2011

Forst

Before first. The most important task or item.

To become a good writer, you must forst learn how to spell.

by Shayrazor September 12, 2016

Foast

To put a boastful photo or post on Facebook.

This breakfast is foast worthy.
This person is a habitual foaster.
Sarah you need to foast these cupcakes.

by Spacedouthippy January 14, 2017

Foistered

Donald Trump made up word during the 2019 rally in Tupelo, Mississippi.

First, they engineered the Russia hoax. The single greatest lies ever foistered upon the American people.

by TraderShocker November 7, 2019

Faustyna

A name that is awesome and a very hot girl! The best around! A very very very loyal person and awesome

faustyna is awesome

by frostysweetie May 30, 2010

foostikae

Licking a man near his pee hole.

I foostikae steven last night.

by Yourmamagirl February 17, 2017