Anson Foundation

An establishment for people who have sex with chickens and therefore due to being gay the effects render them genderless due to lack of genitals. For just one pound a day you can promote the anson foundation please save the genderless for a better tomorrow.

"Help! save anson report to the anson foundation" he said.

by FunTTs September 15, 2017

the founding fondling fathers

The founding fondling fathers was formed in 2017. It is a group of 5 girls, Athena, Elizabeth, Hala, Isabella, and Jumana. The founding fondling fathers, shortened to the FFF, all follow the gaming fungus. We are major gaming fungus supporters. The FFF was only supposed to fondle each other, but one day, Athena went crazy. She wanted to fondle everyone, which is strictly against our FFF rules. The gaming fungus told us our purpose was to bring the community together through fondlement. To show fondlement to the people so they could fondle each other. We are not supposed to fondle outside of the FFF, as it is a sin against the gaming fungus. Though Athena did not care, she wanted to fondle everyone in sight. She even fondled your mom. Athena started fondling just our people, but then, she ran out of people. She decided to prey on children, and even animals too too. Be careful, if you are under the age of 13, or an animal of any sort, you are not safe from Athena, the dark father. OH NO, IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME TO WARN YOU GUYS, BEWARE OF ATHEN DA PRO, THE DARK FATHE-

Person One: I heard Athena, one of the founding fondling fathers, was in our city. Fondling and preying on the children and animals.

Person Two: Do not say that name, we only say the name for educational purposes. Otherwise you refer to her as The Dark Father.

by ughlife123 June 27, 2021

Roblox Intervention Foundation

A shat SCPF that is the combination of shit and cash grab.

Person 1: Dude you wanna make an SCPF with me?
Person 2: Sure, just don’t make it a cash grab like Roblox Intervention Foundation.

by Ticklemypickle_69420 November 10, 2022

snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed

to legally take care of a problem before it's too late or before the problem gets worse

if you have a house and a groundhog living under your front porch, you better snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed. In this scenario, this phrase IMHO is therefore more than just friendly advice.

by Sexydimma December 27, 2014

Family Foundation School

A school made for at risk teens that abuses children. The so called methods of teaching involve cruel and unusual punishments.

Many who go to the Family Foundation School leave emotionally scared and unable to deal with the real world.

by Yelksky Borow December 15, 2008

Founding Father

When having sex with a person, upon climax begin to discuss your favorite founding father of the United State, his political views, and their views on the world today. It is a sure way to make the person you are in bed with never call you again. It is especially effective if the partner has no idea what a founding father is.

While laying in bed he discussed with her why Thomas Jefferson, his favorite founding father, and how his views on the role of government on personal freedoms would place a whole new spin on the dialog of civil rights today. He never saw her again.

by STD Revenge May 12, 2007

Hanso Foundation

"The Hanso Foundation, Reaching Out To A Better Tomorrow"
Founded by the always elusive Alvar Hanso, the Hanso Foundation has been pushing mankind towards the future for over thirty years. Using social and scientific endeavors such as LEP (Life Extention Project) and EMRI (Electro Magnetic Research Initiative) to always further humanity to a "better tomorrow".

The Hanso Foundation celebrates the birthday of its 105 year old orangutan, Joop. Experiment 626 of its Life Extention Project.

by Hugh M. August 31, 2008