Fossils

One 1337 motherfucker

Fossils is 1337

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

helix fossil

The God of Anarchy and father of Bird Jesus. The prophecy says the helix will guide his followers though all evil and silence the democracy of the dome.

Praise the almighty helix fossil!

by aaabaaajss March 2, 2014

fossil tits

A pair of tits that have hardened cum/semen on them, which gives them a fossilized look.

Andy: "Did you pull out last night?"
Paul: "Yeah, i didn't know where it landed, until i saw Holly had some fossil tits in the morning, haha!"

by Dr.Pepper'sAssistant December 9, 2012

Fossil Pants

1) When pants are worn so low that it makes the wearer look like they have a full diaper on.

2) A really old person's pants. They are so old that they could be a fossil.

Person 1: Look Tyana at Adam's new fossil pants

Person 2: you could make natural gas outta those fossil pants!

by Kn0w1ng June 5, 2013

fossil fool

Fossil fool are those who support energy derived from fossil fuels

Fossil fools support fossil fuel activity, such as:
Tar sands industry
Coal mining
Natural Gas industry
Oil / Petroleum
Non-renewable resources
Off-shore drilling for natural gas and oil
Pollution

by marytoons January 7, 2011

Fossil Boy

A young man, boy or student with an unhealthy interest in fossils, paleontology, or geology in general.

Fossil Boy is out digging for rocks again

by uncle_fester June 9, 2009

Cheek Fossil

when a kid shits their pants and then sits down, pressing it between their ass-crack and the chair creating a casting of their crack

my son shit his pants at the park and then went down the slide, creating a cheek fossil

by cosmic charlie December 5, 2012