best denfense mechanism against innocent bystanders when you are trying to get thru huge crowds of people or if you are trying to get thru long lines of people. Just eat a shit load of gaseous food the night before and when opportunity knocks please answer and for the sake of humanity let er rip.
Booom!*someone emmiting a toxic fart* Oh dude, what was that? Who shit? Man let's get out of here. *people start running away* Mission accomplished. Oh what fun it is to let out some ol'toxic farts.
by the fart authority January 10, 2007
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Oh my Gosh he must have a loose ass because he just Fartsnee. Can't he control his asshole? Yuck.
Oh my Gosh he must have a loose ass because he just Fartsnee. Can't he control his asshole? Yuck.
by Deecee80 May 4, 2015
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The Long and Seemingly Never Ending Stream of Farts that Come After You've Dropped Off Your Date and/or Left Their House in the Morning Because You've Been Holding Them In All Night.
by J the Von December 9, 2006
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An baseball play in which a defensive fielder makes an embarrassing combined mental and physical blunder that allows one or more base runners to score. A simple error alone does not qualify - there is an added layer of moronity on top of the play, where the player involved has momentarily stopped playing baseball.
Examples include arguing with an umpire while holding the ball and not paying attention to the runner, missing a catch and then angrily throwing your glove on the ground and stomping away, or catching a pop fly for the second out, but thinking that it's the third out and casually throwing the live ball into the stands.
An baseball play in which a defensive fielder makes an embarrassing combined mental and physical blunder that allows one or more base runners to score. A simple error alone does not qualify - there is an added layer of moronity on top of the play, where the player involved has momentarily stopped playing baseball.
Examples include arguing with an umpire while holding the ball and not paying attention to the runner, missing a catch and then angrily throwing your glove on the ground and stomping away, or catching a pop fly for the second out, but thinking that it's the third out and casually throwing the live ball into the stands.
Benny Agbayani committed a FARTSLAM when he caught a fly ball, and thinking there were three outs, gave the ball to a fan, which allowed the runner to score, and Agbayani had to ask for the ball back.
by anonymous November 13, 2020
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Mike: "John had a bad case of the Cigar Farts this morning. Must have been another night of Bud Heavy and heaters on the rooftop deck last night".
Mike: "John had a bad case of the Cigar Farts this morning. Must have been another night of Bud Heavy and heaters on the rooftop deck last night".
by Arturo Fuente December 23, 2011
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Carl: Hey Jamal, wanna play some Fortnite at my dad's place later?
Jamal: No brother, I am not a Fortshite player, I play the superior PUBG. Fortshite is just a rip-off but worse. I'll only go over to play PUBG.
Carl: Wow, I guess you are right. I will comply and join your PUBG clan.
Jamal: No brother, I am not a Fortshite player, I play the superior PUBG. Fortshite is just a rip-off but worse. I'll only go over to play PUBG.
Carl: Wow, I guess you are right. I will comply and join your PUBG clan.
by Hot ckid February 16, 2018
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Protein farts are the result of supplements for the body, alcohol farts are the result of the body rejecting toxins after serving their purpose of good buzzes and drunk stooperness.
Protein farts are the result of supplements for the body, alcohol farts are the result of the body rejecting toxins after serving their purpose of good buzzes and drunk stooperness.
Damn, I got my drink on last night, now I have the nasty alcohol farts. Can’t wait to burn Betty’s nose hairs with the next one!
by Charles Blue-it August 6, 2018
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