impenetrable fortress

A woman, or man, who is so 'untouchable' that she seems to be an impenetrable fortress.

Ryan: Damn, see that impenetrable fortress over there?
Andrew: Ouff man, you don't stand a chance.

by Kldcs Nerd November 26, 2009

Fortress Europe

Mainland europe controlled by Hitler during WWII

D-day was a massive attack on fortress europe.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 06, 2004

Beaver Fortress

A fortified place, especially a large, permanent military stronghold that often includes a beaver.

Beaver Fortress: You'll never get in, that place is light fort beaver.

by SteVader January 17, 2011

Fortress Maximus

A giant bot who shows up in some series of transformers, he plays more of an important role in MTMTE than any other series, he is often a gentle giant who loves literature

Hey, Fortress Maximus, can I call you fort max, or just max?

by I_existNow August 10, 2022

Plastic Fortress

The large, locked cabinet in drug stores, often holding razors, mp3 players, medicine, etc. They are hated among most customers, because of the extra work needed when retrieving the products

"Can I get an employee to open this plastic fortress please!?"

"Gosh I hate CVS..."

by MobsterLobster November 13, 2014

Frog Fortress

The act of spreading the lips of a vagina so far that you can fit a frog in, then proceed to mash the lips together, using the blood and guts of the frog as lube.

I gave that slut a Frog Fortress!

by Jimmy Juicebox July 12, 2014

Steller Fortress

A Stupid Song That Tajophesk Plays On A NonStop Basis

"Hey Guys Before We Leave Lets Listen To Steller Fortress 78!"

by slbrey April 24, 2004