fornie

the object of a fornicator's fornication.

analogous to the positions of employers in relation to employees.

i.e., fornie is to fornication as employee is to employment

simply put, a former (or current) fuck buddy.

Thing 1: i ran into jessie last nite
Thing 2: who?
Thing 1: jessie, that old fornie i used to bang back in austin
Thing 2: ohhhhhh...how's she lookin now?
Thing 1: like living plastic... she went and got the cali treatment.
Thing 2: bummer...
Thing 1: indeed.

by AlexParkerEmcee May 9, 2009

Forkism

The action of using forks because you keep forgetting to put a spoon your lunch box; when you’ve given up on wanting spoons.

“Why are you using a fork for your yogurt?”
“Because I’ve converted to forkism and given up on spoons.”

by TheForkist March 10, 2018

No Wucken Forries

No Wucken Forries is a spoonerism for the phrase "No Fucken Worries" It

"Hey Bazza! Mind if you chuck us the salt mate?"
"No Wucken Forries Dazza!"

by Jimmy Bride November 26, 2017

Forkers

bad ass mother forkers that dont fork around when it comes to forking the homes of people that forking deserve it.

you mother forker!!!!

by ANOTHER OF THE FORKERS!!! HEHE July 3, 2003

folkie

1. A folk singer or musician.

2. One who is an enthusiast of folk music.

Your girlfriend's dragging you to Ani Defranco? That concert's full of lesbians and folkies!

by Crystal June 18, 2006

forkin' it

when you are eating a meal that requires cutting with a knife, but you dont have a knife, and attempt to cut it using the side of your fork. this usually results in frustration and your meal being flattened out.

Johnny: yo, whats up with your chicken? it looks like someone dropped a fat guy on it.
Bob: nah, i didnt have a knife, so i tried forkin' it.

by Jezuz Munky May 17, 2008

forkin hay

When a man wastes time dating women that do not possess the qualities in which he desires. Often, the women he dates are promiscuous and seriously lacking in ambition.

It wasn't until John fell in love with Kate, a law student at the University of Washington, that he realized how many years he had wasted forkin hay.

by katmarie85 September 23, 2006