Foon

A bitch, or foolish guy/chick.

"Damn, that teacher was a foon."

by Tanner And Connor October 14, 2008

foon

foon
/fo͞on/

Combination of COON and FAGGOT: An LGBTQ person who loves heterosexuals and/or cis people a little too much.

Damn, did you see the way he was riding that cishets dick? He's such a FOON.

by hicpao April 3, 2021

foon

A declaration of war (as it is an inverted Spork).

The King of the Pixies sent me a Foon. I'm doomed, for Her wrath will now befall me. (see King of the Pixies)

by Nyoka May 30, 2003

foon

it is a mix between the words goon and fool. if you have a tall friend who is stupid, foolish, and uncoordinated with a giant mutated tooth and a dirty mop, call him foon.

foon just passed by, you can laugh now.

by coolioo June 10, 2005

foon

A shorthand for the derogitory word, bafoon. Usually said when one wants to look cool.

1. *look at person who said/did something dumb* what a foon

by phaeton March 13, 2003

foon

another way to say fool. some sort of fob language only some azns know cuz some cant pronounce the "n's" in words and shit. so yeah... u foon!

fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon

by suP? April 19, 2003

Foon

A foon, is the result of a male to female sex change, the cock is turned inside out and becomes a vagina.

I licked a foon last night it was dry like your mom's chicken.

Dude you can't call that an inside out penis and it's a foon.

by Sketch424 November 26, 2016