Fondelise

(V). The act of fondling one's genitals to the extent of which they fall off

Last night, I was with some hella thick bitch. I fondelised the shit out of her.

by CancerousWeeaboo October 26, 2016

mother fondler

1. one who lovingly caresses various female parental units

2. an insult

1. I'm a mother fondler.

2. Goodness darn, that mother fondler!

by cerealman July 6, 2011

VCR Fondler

One who gets sexual pleasure from touching VCRs in special ways.

That bitch raped my new sony, I swear to god I'll get that VCR Fondler.

by Toxic Rage November 19, 2004

K-Vegas Fetus Fondler

The act of extending one's hand as far as possible up the vagina of a pregnant woman for her pleasure and in the process accidentally or purposely tickling the unborn child.

Bro A: "Dude I was fisting my pregnant slampiece last night and I felt something really sketch."

Bro B: "Ah shit man looks like you pulled a K-Vegas Fetus Fondler on her ass!"

by ScissorMeXerxes December 13, 2010

dick fondler

Means that you are gay

OMFG dex is a dick fondler!

by Bear October 12, 2004

Twat Fondler

A twat fondler is a person who likes to play with the female genitals very frequently.

Wow, you had sex again last night? You're such a twat fondler, you'd finger girls until your hands fall off.

by powerthirstrocketcan May 22, 2010

dog fondler

an insult to someone who is so depraved they fondle dog's genitals or generally engage in animal sex (bestiality)

Fuck off you dog fondler!

by fido January 21, 2004