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figging

A peeled ginger root, shaped like a slender butt plug, inserted into the anus without lubrication of any kind. The ginger juices cause pain and extreme horniness. The person belonging to said anus become twitchy, jumpy and very lively. The effect lasts for about 20 minutes or more depending on the freshness and strength of the root. The root can also be applied directly to the clitoris or inserted into the urethra. Just be sure the sliver can be retrieved. Also, after peeling the ginger, wash your hands afterward because ginger juice in the eye just plain hurts like a mother fucker and is not fun or horny inducing in any way!

The word comes from the 18th century. Unscrupulous horse dealers would insert a peeled ginger root into the anus of a slow or half dead horse. The horse would become lively and hold its tail better. The spelling was feague, but over time became figging.
The bound submissive quivered in anticipation as her Master slowly peeled the finger of ginger that would be used to fig her.

Mistress Karen loved figging her slaves when they misbehaved. they writhed and begged so beautifully.
by Abby December 3, 2004
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Car fagging

Messing around with another person's vehicle (ie: wrapping victims car in caution tape, filling one's car with trees and shrubbery, placing a skate ramp on top of a person's car, etc.) If no props are available one can sneak into someone's car and turn all the dials and switches so that when the owner starts the ignition, the entire car starts going crazy (ie: wipers at full speed, heat on full blast, radio on max volume, etc.) Also, car fagging can be performed on a moving vehicle (ie: passenger grabs the keys and turns the vehicle off while driving, passenger pulls emergency brake while on the highway, etc.)
Person 1: "Hey, why is your car wrapped in caution tape, was there a crime?"

Person 2: "No. That jackass down the street car fagged me."

Person 3: "Well, I guess we have to get him back. Time to go car fagging."
by Maps of Hawaii August 3, 2007
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flogging the bishop

I was so horny i decided to flog the bishop underneath my desk in health class while they gave us the "STD slideshow"! Wow, it turned me on!
by Drew October 3, 2003
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Tree frogging

When your balls stick to the side of your legs and you do that awkward walk to get them "UN-sticked".
Man school was so awkward, JD was tree frogging.
by Texas chili bowl giver May 20, 2014
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Flogging Molly

An outstanding seven person band that mixes traditional Irish folk, punk music, and drinking songs into some really fun sound that will stir up the Celtic blood in any one (even if they do not have any Celtic blood!)
Listening to Flogging Molly stirs up me Celtic blood so much I want to river dance then hit any one who makes fun of me in his nose!
by Clornelius June 8, 2003
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Flogging the dolphin

Euphemism for masturbation. Primarily male oriented but can be unisex.
Hey, how did your date go last night?
It didn't. I was stood up, so I ended up staying home and flogging the dolphin.
by ZydrateGirl October 30, 2013
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Fagging Up Kids

As faggotry is an evolutionary dead end Fagging Up Kids, F.U.K., is their chosen recourse.

Almost as evil as Fagging Up Kids is sexualizing children by social policy especially heinous before puberty onset: encouraging children to be sexually active with other children is child abuse akin to pederasty
by malignforce January 22, 2013
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