FODA

FODA, or Fear of Dying Alone, is a broad spectrum of symptoms experienced by females with onset typically in their mid- to late-twenties. As women become aware that they are aging, and their biological clock is running out, the become aware of the imminent decline of their youth and fear of potentially never acquiring a mate and thus dying alone, hence FODA. Early-onset FODA is a sub-diagnosis referring to FODA initiated at an even younger age due to the female's female friends entering long-term relationships while they remain single, making them think they are not desirable to males. FODA symptoms can include general dating and sexual desperation, such as pursuit of males outside of their typical standards, age range, or cultural predilections. Some warning signs are texting the day immediately following a defiling one-night stand with a stranger with whom little conversation was had. FODA theory was developed and first researched by Dr. Deus Calhoun after a series of field case studies. The DSM has yet to include it.

S. M., an anonymous case, hunted down the phone number of the previous night's analinguist regardless of not having even seen him in the dark room. Classic FODA.

by Dr. Calhoun December 11, 2012

Ai fodasse!

Means 'Oh Fuck' in portuguese. Made popular when, a famous portuguese singer (who always wears sunglasses in door) fell of stage on national TV, and the show host jumped in the air ninja style while saying 'Ai Fodasse!' (Know as Manzarra), trying to save the singer (known as Pedro Abrunhosa)

Pedro Abrunhosa: *falls*

Manzarra: Ai Fodasse!

by Nokaz! May 2, 2010

foda-se

Portuguese word for "fuck" in its interjection form. (Brasilians use it as well, since they speak Portuguese.)

Joao: Foda-se!
Pedro: Que e' que foi?
Joao: Caguei-me todo... Foda-se!!!

(trans)
Joao: Fuck!
Pedro: What happened?
Joao: I've just shat myself... Fuck!!!

by the_goblin August 6, 2007

FODaW

(pronounced foe-daw)(n) Freak Of Da Week. A freak of the week is an incredibly wild, sexy, crazy girl who is freaky in the sheets. See FOTW

My man, you have to be careful around Sara! She is a certified FODaW!

by New Jack Swing November 5, 2005

foda-se

Portuguese slang word used to:
#1 send someone to hell in pure hate
#2 express a terrible moment that just happened to yourself
#3 used between friends to express a moment of joy

It's main used in Portugal and Brazil although part of the Portuguese dictionary of all the CPLP (Community of Portuguese Language Countries).

Example #1:
Portuguese - "É pá, foda-se para ti também."
English - "Dude, fuck you too."

Example #2:
Portuguese - "Foda-se para esta merda! Peidei-me e caguei as cuecas!"
English - "Fuck this shit! I farted and I shat my pants!"

Example #3:
Portuguese - "Foda-se, ganhaste a lotaria e não dizias nada? És mesmo um sortudo do caralho."
English - "Seriously, you won the lottery and you were keeping it only for yourself? You're indeed a lucky bastard."

by Ninja das Caldas November 16, 2016

Foat

Acronym for "Fool of a Took"

Easier to use and, to some extent, less damaging to your reputation.

If anyone asks you can just say it is a cross between a ferret and a stoat.

Robert: Ok I actually just thought that carrot was a ginger cat.
David: ...You absolute foat.

by Davey P February 25, 2007

que se foda

Portuguese for 'Fuck it' literally translated as 'that it fucks itself'

'Tenho de tomar meu caõ para o veterinario...'

'Que se foda cara, vamos jogar na praia...'

by Madrugadinho January 24, 2009