Foat

Acronym for "Fool of a Took"

Easier to use and, to some extent, less damaging to your reputation.

If anyone asks you can just say it is a cross between a ferret and a stoat.

Robert: Ok I actually just thought that carrot was a ginger cat.
David: ...You absolute foat.

by Davey P February 25, 2007

foat

favorites of all time

Matisyahu is one of my foats.

by Mrs. Matthew Miller April 16, 2022

foated

To get fucked in the ass by a goats horn

Dude I just got foated by a goat! My ass is sore as hell.

by Rikdik October 08, 2018

FOAT

Acronym standing for Funniest Of All Time.
Typically used as a response to someone saying something funny or as a reaction to a funny situation.

Person one: Yo look at brad he looks goofy today
Person two: haha that’s the FOAT.
Person one: On god

by 459worm February 12, 2021

foat

Stands for "Fool Of A Took". Adapted from the wizard Gandalf. Is used to describe someone who is a prick.

omg, you're such a foat!!!

by -:Phoenix:- November 28, 2005

FOAT

"Freak of All Time"

That one girl or guy that does the freakiest things and is the most desperate for attention.
Plays off the word GOAT

Bro that girl is the FOAT, she messing around with all the boys.

by georgieandmaxine May 23, 2019

foat

An adjective describing a rather foul smelling fart. Or Fresh Off A Terd.

Dude, that was a foat! Go take a dump before you shit yourself.

by smoke660 January 19, 2012