fmitacilj

FMITACILJ means: fuck me in the ass cuz I love Jesus. Amen goodnight 💤

Person: omg gurl he is sooo hot

Person 2: he can just FMITACILJ

by SmArT aSs HoE June 18, 2018

fitment

The way something fits

The fitment of the shirt was perfect

by Spance April 23, 2018

fmita

f*ck me in the *sshole

basically what you say when something goes horribly wrong

person 1: we're running 5 laps today in PE.
person 2: fmita

by notGodbutclose March 31, 2015

FITM

Fuck it till monday.

I hate work, FITM!!!

by michiganhoss03 May 4, 2016

fitmuffin

A guy who got looks and body too good to be called just fit, but you can't mention him as a beefcake or people will tell you are delusional and say he is something in between, but won't give you a word either.

- Oh, I like that guy, he's fit.
- Him?! Fit?! He's a beefcake!

- Not so much either, dear, but he sure would go by as a fitmuffin. 💕

by HellhoundRex April 10, 2018

fmitaacmld

Fuck me in the ass and call me lil dicky

Guy 1: ur gay
Guy 2: well fmitaacmld

by Doing doing dong December 26, 2018

FMITF

FMITF: Abbreviation for for "Fuck Me In The Face"; an explanation more commonly used to express great frustration, distress, or other negative emotions.

Tom: We have a quiz today.
Clarissa: Seriously! I didn't study! FMITF.

by swampeyes April 3, 2009