Louisville Flute

When a flexible man performs fellatio on himself. Typically a man from Louisville, KY that is REALLY into yoga.

His “date” was a bust so he we went home and played the Louisville Flute, apparently he’s quite the flautist.

by WOMBAT86 April 13, 2019

vibrating flute

When your having anal sex and your partner farts in your urethra resulting in a “vibrating flute”.

That’s my personal definition.

Hey bro I was banging this girl in the butt and she farted and gave me a vibrating flute

by Negro-Steve April 25, 2019

Fanny Flustered

Experiencing butthurt and distress usually as result of being trolled or ridiculed.

Alejandro got all fanny flustered when his friends made fun of his favorite game, GTA IV.

by Buster Slammin September 13, 2012

fluthered

In Dublinese, to achieve a state of inebriation that renders one frivolous, silly and dangerously prone to saying things like, 'I love you man' and 'You're me besht mate, seriously; whaddaya fuckin' laffin' at? Ye prick. I never liked you anyway...'

Jaysus, I had 15 rum and blacks, I was bleedin' fluthered.

by TopDecco May 14, 2005

skin flute

A skin flute is a very special, but not very unique type of flute commonly referred to as a PENIS. Someone who plays the skin flute sucks a lot of cock

Man, that Thomas kid sure spends a lot of time playing his buddy's skin flute

by Steven September 26, 2004

Flutterguy

Fluttershy (The Pegasus pony from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) with a deep black male's voice, as depicted in the episode "Bridle Gossip"

Applejack - "Good gravy, girl! What's wrong with you?!"

Flutterguy - "I don't wanna talk about it."

by TheBronyGuru August 15, 2012

Sloot flute

An imaginary flute that, when played, signals the presence of one or more "sloots" (sluty women) in the vicinity. While playing the imaginary flute you may make the sound "Sloo-ta-loo" to let others know there are sloots in the area.

"dude, last night the sloot flutes were playing loud and proud!"
"Sloo-ta-loo!"

by Caseman1000 April 25, 2012