When the flaccid penis of a male is inserted inside of a bitch's mouth simultaneously as the balls. The male then sees how long he can keep himself flaccid or keep himself from "skeeting".
Hayden: "Hey bitch, give me a floppy skeeter."
Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"
Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"
Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"
Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"
by Pussy Gobbler June 14, 2013
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"Hey man you played flappy bird?"
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"Hey man you played flappy bird?"
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by urban pussy cowboy October 28, 2013
Get the flappy pussy mug.1. n. A floppy dolphin has been administered when an unexpecting sleeper is awakened by a sharp slap from a semi-erect penis. The key is a penis that is not fully erect (which would be the billy club), but erect enough to be meaty. The result is a whipping action that can leave a mark.
Andy: Was Paul angry that you gave him a savage floppy dolphin last night?
Nick: Yes he was. In fact, Paul says he and three others will come when I least expect it to give me a flogging of the dolphins
Nick: Yes he was. In fact, Paul says he and three others will come when I least expect it to give me a flogging of the dolphins
by Lations September 24, 2007
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by NotoriousK30304 December 11, 2013
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I M Hot 4 Flippy!
I M Hot 4 Flippy!
by Flippydaslasher November 19, 2007
Get the Flippy mug.Floppy dick syndrome is an occurance where by a man who has a rather large penise wears athletic jogging pants or shorts but does not wear supportive under garments which causes his penis and testicles to becom free and floppy as he walks. Causing the appearance of a floppy dicke
Large genital/floppy dick syndrome men at gyms and jogging... Ewwww that guy must have floppy dick syndrome...
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