hot and flustered

Turned on and confused about what to do about it

being turned on in a room of people where you cant do anything about it and you're like, uh, fuck, might masturbate in the bathroom if this continues

"I'm really hot and flustered right now."

by YoshiP November 20, 2016

flouseball

Flouseball is a game played in a living room of a flouse (see flouse), it is a free for all game with a minimum of 3 players and no maximum. the basic premise of the game is to get the ball past the goalie and through the doorway or 'goal' of the living room by whatever means at your disposal short of seriously injuring them, no weapons allowed, any soft ball no bigger than a tennis ball will do, even a balled up piece of paper, first to either 3, 5 or 10 wins. The fewer clothes the better as stuff tends to get torn and it gets hot! in the event of a argument over who scored or a tie, all decisions must be made by the nearest female.

Me and the guys had a great game of flouseball last night, tom got knocked unconscious!

by richard. d August 29, 2007

flusterbuckets

A word exclaimed when one is surprised, pissed off, or otherwise astonished.
Usually used in place of "FUCK! or DAMN!"

Your Friend: "Dude, I think your car just got jacked."
You: "FLUSTERBUCKETS!"

by dantheman[wec] February 4, 2009

Flogstomple

To severely verbally reprimand stupidity. So severely the idiot feels as if they have been flogged and stompled at the same time. To "dance in someones ass" over a situation.

"She just wouldn't stop talking so I flogstompled her ass with some truth"

by It'ssimplereally March 19, 2014

Floast

The highest known measurement of mass. A Fuck Load Of A Shit Ton

I drank a floast last night. Whoa. Holy hangover.

by Misteryum November 19, 2014

Flopster

Flopster is a place where pet lovers meet. "Flop" as floppy ears; "ster" as foster an animal.

The Flopsters are the community of pet lovers.

These people are pet sitting my friend's dog, they are part of the Flopsters' community.

Have you been to that pet friendly cafe yet? It is full of Flopsters!

My friend took her dog to the restaurant round the corner of her house, it is Flopster verified. You should go and take your puppy for an ice cream!

by CaptainSammy June 9, 2019

Flusterfuck

When one is feeling overwhelmed with emotions and feelings that they cannot simply contain themselves. Usually used to describe a feelings of overwhelmed feelings.

Ella was feeling flusterfucked from her day at work and ranted to a coworker nearby.

by PounderSmasher86 April 19, 2021