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florentina 

A hot chick who deserves better than she's got. She's the one who's nice to the wrecked crack heads and their pets. She usually has an asshole boyfriend who doesn't appreciate her. She's usually oblivious to the pack of guys who all wish she was in their beds! She's a tiger who'll drain your nuts and have you begging for more.
girl: See that asshole over there? Hes a dick to his girlfriend
other girl: She must be a Florentina
florentina by Bluvelvet72 July 27, 2018
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1. Somebody who is completely infatuated with fandoms and the gay agenda.

2. Somebody who you should not approach after angering. A Florencia will stab you. And will not hesitate to kill you if you make it mad.
3. Somebody who celebrates Halloween in the middle of summer and will punch you if you celebrate Christmas before Halloween starts.
4. A mythic bitch.
5. Smol angry.
1. OTP!
2. Ha, ha, OH SHIT RUN!!
3. SPOOPY SCARY SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE!

4. Fuck you.
5. "Florencia's so small and cute~... OH SHIT Florencia 's GOT A KNIFE!"
Florencia by Blatent_Disregard August 23, 2017

Lorenzia 

Beautiful, strong, and attractive person. If u are a Lorenzia you a definitely smart and super attractive by default
She is genuinely a Lorenzia. Like wow!
Lorenzia by Trinababyyyyy May 3, 2022

florensics 

Steve has a degree in florensics.
florensics by Pyraticen October 18, 2008

Florentine 

A tall nice girl which is intelligent and reads to much books. She will probably always bring insiders that no one understands. Apart from that she's really sensible and emotional and cry's about everything. She is 100% the mom friend and will adopt you against your will, but don't let her fool you, deep down she's a good amount of crazy and likes to be treated like a Queen.
"Shit it happened."
"What? Did Florentine adopt you?"
"Yeah, and now she just wont stop talking about her books"
Florentine by Tojojo Joestar August 10, 2017

florenza 

Florenza is a very beautiful girl, she always smells good, and care about people around her, and she’s so ambitious about her dreams
If you’re a Florenza, you’re awesome
florenza by thegreatflorenza November 24, 2021

Brown Florentine 

While it may sound like a tasty drink from Starbucks, ordering one would be an embarrassing mistake. A Brown Florentine is a variation on the menudo sexual act. During the act of sex the male inserts his penis into the women's vagina and proceeds to reach his hand (full fisted) into her anal cavity where he then commences jerking himself off through the membrane that separates the vagina and rectum.
Hey Clay. I heard you gave Lynn the Brown Florentine last night.

Yeah, I almost made it to the small intestine. Maybe next time.

(high five)