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by Ballast December 28, 2018
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Floridian Hurricane

This is a sexual position/activity where you suspend the partner on the ceiling fan so that he/she is in the air parallel with the floor. As your partner rotates, you cockslap them continuously. When you're ready to ejaculate, stop your partner's rotating and cum in their mouth. Make them rotate again and have your partner spit the jizz out, making it "rain."
"My boyfriend and I succesfully pulled off a Floridian Hurricane last night. I almost died."
by Da Kroo September 19, 2009
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Floridian CumAngel

When a Male explodes his semen all over the floor and the partner lays on the floor and makes angels having a similar effect as a snow angel but with semen.
Tootie: Sam, I would love it if you ejaculated all over my floor

Sam: why?

Tootie: I want to make a "Floridian CumAngel".

Sam: sounds like fun may I join you?

Tootie: the more the merrier
by Bootybandit13 December 28, 2013
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Floridian maze

Invented by youtuber Graystillplays, a floridian maze is a spiral type maze that instead of getting lost inside, you give up as it can stretch to 1000's of miles or until save file breaks.
Florida man gave up all hope when he entered the floridian maze.
by Almightytoaster June 3, 2020
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Florian

Hi guys so basically florian is the most FAGALAG in the word xxx he has big cocky and is a little whore but he’s a little cute just a little tho xxx
GET URSELF A FLORIAN not mine tho :)))
by floriansnumberonepurrr May 8, 2022
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Florian

Florian is a very handsome and kindhearted person. He is a great friend and listener, and very smart as well, so he will always have something helpful to say. But he is best known for his humor and ability, to always make everybody laugh. If you are so lucky, to already have a Florian in your life, don’t ever make the mistake of letting him go.
I saw Florian yesterday, he made me laugh so hard, I cried
by Princessbubblegum16 August 15, 2019
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Flopanini

The act of slapping the penis against someone's forehead rapidly and repeatedly.
I'mma give you the best flopanini of your life.
by Keith April 21, 2003
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